AI Prompt: Write a poem about crazy cat ladies rising up to sway the Presidential election after a candidate makes fun of crazy cat ladies.
Poem 1: The Feline Revolution
A candidate mocked the cat ladies fair, Not knowing the force he’d unleashed in the air. With whiskers a-twitching and claws unsheathed, The cat army rose, their vengeance bequeathed.
From apartments and houses, they emerged en masse, Wielding litter scoops, treats, and sass. Their cats by their side, in carriers and slings, They marched to the polls like queens and kings.
“We’ll show you crazy!” their battle cry rang, As fur-covered voters in droves they sprang. The ballot boxes filled with their choice, United, they spoke with a thunderous voice.
The candidate paled as the results came in, Regretting the day he provoked their chagrin. For Hell hath no fury like cat ladies scorned, And now a new leader would soon be adorned.
With purrs of approval and meows of delight, The crazy cat ladies had won the night. A lesson was learned in the halls of power: Never underestimate the cat lady hour!
Poem 2: The Rise of Crazy Cat Ladies
In a land where politics took a turn, A candidate’s words began to burn. He mocked the ladies with cats galore, Unaware of the power they bore.
With whiskers twitching and tails held high, The crazy cat ladies let out a cry. “Enough of the jokes, the jabs, the sneers, We’ll show our strength, dispel your fears.”
From cozy homes with cats in tow, They rallied together, a mighty show. With feline friends and hearts so bold, Their story of unity soon was told.
In every town, in every state, They gathered in numbers, sealed their fate. With paws and claws, they cast their vote, A wave of change, a heartfelt note.
The candidate, once smug and sly, Watched in shock as the votes flew by. For the crazy cat ladies, with passion and might, Had swayed the election, turned wrong to right.
So let this tale be a lesson clear, Never underestimate those you jeer. For in the hearts of those with fur, Lies a power that can truly stir.
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Power to the cat ladies🤭
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